Had our church 4th of July picnic last night. It was a fun time of food, games, and fireworks (not pictured). Then things went awry. DUN-DUN-DUN! Some of the fireworks started shooting horizontally instead of vertically, and it was like our congregation was taking fire from insurgents. Fortunately, there was only one casualty. Unfortunately, it was Amy. A firework exploded on the back of her left leg, burning a hole through her shorts and leaving a nasty burn. We made a quick late-night run to the ER where they cleaned and dressed the wound. Amy is on the mend now in a Vicodin haze. Happy birthday, America.